(Source: totalise)


my body is so confused about what it’s supposed to be doing that a medication that is supposed to raise your blood pressure significantly lowers mine like wow you are a v confused baby aren’t you



The Real Smith & Jones: Happy family by day, fighting for the Earth by night.

The Real Smith & Jones: Happy family by day, fighting for the Earth by night.

(Source: ladymills)


hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face


blue-author:

thegoodshipotp:

deepfriedtwinkie:

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG A CORGI PLAYING WITH THE BOINGY DOORSTOP THING

THE BOINGY DOORSTOP THING

I hate when people on Tumblr use this impenetrable technical jargon. Not everyone has a degree in architectural engineering.

blue-author:

thegoodshipotp:

deepfriedtwinkie:

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG A CORGI PLAYING WITH THE BOINGY DOORSTOP THING

THE BOINGY DOORSTOP THING

I hate when people on Tumblr use this impenetrable technical jargon. Not everyone has a degree in architectural engineering.

(Source: fonziethecorgi)


crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through an awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?


intensional:

i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything


grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

(Source: lesbolution)


jaclcfrost:

"you and your embarrassing crushes on fictional people"

hey

i have embarrassing crushes on real people too


zodiacs

transfolk:

aquarius- bad

pisces- bad

aries- good for ramming into things i suppose

taurus- ok i guess

gemini- no

cancer- extra bad

leo- nice

virgo- bad

libra- sometimes they ok but tbh dont waste ur time….

scorpio- ok

sagittarius- evil

capricorn- best


sassydragon:

sassydragon:

but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad 


meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

image

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

(Source: meladoodle)


"What is your 5 favorite things you love about yourself?"

I’m pretty ace at makeup, I have very varied taste in music so I never really get bored with it, when I have time to read I binge read like nobody’s business and knock out at least a book a day, my hair color is pretty fab, I’m unapologetically terrible at art but still love it. 


❝I know now that we never get over great losses; we absorb them, and they carve us into different, often kinder, creatures.❞
(Gail Caldwell, Let’s Take the Long Way Home: A Memoir of Friendship (via larmoyante))


rozayrah:

"What’s up? Been a minute since we kicked it
You’ve been caught up with them bitches
I don’t get it, you’re a star love
You shouldn’t have to deal with that
I’ll never make you feel like that


Cause I love me, I love me enough for the both of us
That’s why you trust me, I know you been through more than most of us
So what are you, what are you, what are you so afraid of?
Darling you, you give but you cannot take love”

From Time (ft. Jhene Aiko) - Drake